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Old 01-09-2010, 07:46 AM
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Morning sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:50 AM
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:11 AM
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:18 AM
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I'd make sure we never had a working egg timer!
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:45 PM
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Old 01-09-2010, 03:07 PM
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Old 01-09-2010, 03:22 PM
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fix the egg timer and break something else! see if that happens again lol
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:20 PM
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:59 AM
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