Truths For Mature Humans‏
 

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is huge need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Hey now. We know our priorities! :kiss3: :D :rofl:

Yeah Michelle, what's your point (#23). :stickpoke

Good one, M. A good few actually...

The wife and I were just discussing #5 a few days ago......:confused:

A handful of those are true for me, specifically #2, 7, 9, 11, 13, 17, 18, 19.

For #14, I just think twice before answering an out-of-area area code.

Some of those are quite funny.

#5 Just look at how they're folded when you buy them. Unfortunately it doesn't make it any easier to do, it just reinforces the fact that you're doing it wrong.

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Awesome! What does it say about me that I agree with most of the list? :eek:

Folding a fitted sheet: I think the trick is to fold it inside out with the fitted corners pushed outwards while folding. Or just ball it up and stuff it in the linen closet like I do. :D

You've been in my head haven't you.

As far as #23 what was the line in Top Gun when Goose says to Maverick, something like "All of your decision are made from between your legs", how many guys will argue with that, it's an important part of the thought process.