Home Forums Articles How To's FAQ Register
Go Back   Xoutpost.com > Off-topic > The Lounge
Arnott
User Name
Password
Member List Premier Membership Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Xoutpost server transfer and maintenance is occurring....
Xoutpost is currently undergoing a planned server migration.... stay tuned for new developments.... sincerely, the management


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 11-15-2010, 10:52 AM
Michelle's Avatar
Admin, Moderator, Premier Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Maryland
Posts: 14,798
Michelle has disabled reputation
Talking Truths For Mature Humans‏

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is huge need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
__________________
/ / / Michelle
Administrator, Moderator, and Premier Member


My Bimmer Garage
2018 F15 X5 35i M Sport
(Sept 2020 to present)
2012 E70 X5 35d (Aug 2015 to Sept 2020)
2008 E70 X5 3.0si (Aug 2011 to Aug 2015)
2001 E53 X5 4.4i (May 2005 to May 2012)

Support Xoutpost.com & become a Premier Member | Join the BMW CCA

Rest In Peace SuperGreg <3
Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links

  #2  
Old 11-15-2010, 11:15 AM
TwinsPoppa's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Posts: 3,523
TwinsPoppa is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Hey now. We know our priorities!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-15-2010, 11:17 AM
X5rolls's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,695
X5rolls is on a distinguished road
Yeah Michelle, what's your point (#23).
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-15-2010, 01:36 PM
cmyX6go's Avatar
Hell on wheels....
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: in a black dress
Posts: 12,738
cmyX6go will become famous soon enough
Good one, M. A good few actually...
__________________


Current:
2016 X6 ///M Black Sapphire Metallic
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-15-2010, 04:23 PM
Quicksilver's Avatar
Premier Member and retired relic
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 17,197
Quicksilver will become famous soon enoughQuicksilver will become famous soon enough
The wife and I were just discussing #5 a few days ago......
__________________
"What you hear in a great jazz band is the sound of democracy. “The jazz band works best when participation is shaped by intelligent communication.”
Harmony happens whenever different parts get to form a whole by means of congruity, concord, symetry, consistency, conformity, correspondence, agreement, accord, unity, consonance…….
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-15-2010, 06:44 PM
AzNMpower32's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: WNC
Posts: 6,011
AzNMpower32 is on a distinguished road
A handful of those are true for me, specifically #2, 7, 9, 11, 13, 17, 18, 19.

For #14, I just think twice before answering an out-of-area area code.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-15-2010, 07:20 PM
rayxi's Avatar
Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Calgary, Canada
Posts: 4,173
rayxi is on a distinguished road
Some of those are quite funny.

#5 Just look at how they're folded when you buy them. Unfortunately it doesn't make it any easier to do, it just reinforces the fact that you're doing it wrong.
__________________
Wake up every day that would be a start.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-16-2010, 08:29 AM
Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 847
autoque is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 11-16-2010, 02:49 PM
PersonaNonGrata's Avatar
Moderator
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 7,749
PersonaNonGrata is on a distinguished road
Awesome! What does it say about me that I agree with most of the list? :eek:

Folding a fitted sheet: I think the trick is to fold it inside out with the fitted corners pushed outwards while folding. Or just ball it up and stuff it in the linen closet like I do.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 11-18-2010, 04:37 PM
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Tualatin, OR
Posts: 59
X5Matador is on a distinguished road
You've been in my head haven't you.

As far as #23 what was the line in Top Gun when Goose says to Maverick, something like "All of your decision are made from between your legs", how many guys will argue with that, it's an important part of the thought process.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On





All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:05 PM.
vBulletin, Copyright 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0
© 2017 Xoutpost.com. All rights reserved. Xoutpost.com is a private enthusiast site not associated with BMW AG.
The BMW name, marks, M stripe logo, and Roundel logo as well as X3, X5 and X6 designations used in the pages of this Web Site are the property of BMW AG.
This web site is not sponsored or affiliated in any way with BMW AG or any of its subsidiaries.