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E61Silver 06-06-2011 12:54 PM

Guts Vs Balls NWS
 
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death. http://www.thehulltruth.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Weasel 06-06-2011 12:59 PM

Haha, that's great!

Thunder22 06-07-2011 12:23 AM

Repost!



http://www.xoutpost.com/off-topic/lo...uts-balls.html

TheGodfather 06-07-2011 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunder22 (Post 828223)


It appears that thread is also a repost, with another link to the original post. This is a repost with in a repost...like Inception. But not really.

romeokc10 06-29-2011 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGodfather (Post 828233)
It appears that thread is also a repost, with another link to the original post. This is a repost with in a repost...like Inception. But not really.

Hey Godfather, did you ever lower your truck on those 22's?

TheGodfather 06-29-2011 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeokc10 (Post 832003)
Hey Godfather, did you ever lower your truck on those 22's?

No, I have not lowered.

wallyx5 06-29-2011 03:54 PM

LOL. Thanks for sharing

rayxi 06-30-2011 12:01 AM

Guts: reposting multiple times.
Balls: reposting multiple times with links to all the previous posts.

E61Silver/Blue, you've got no balls. :)


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