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Old 06-06-2011, 12:54 PM
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Guts Vs Balls NWS

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:59 PM
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:23 AM
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It appears that thread is also a repost, with another link to the original post. This is a repost with in a repost...like Inception. But not really.
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Old 06-29-2011, 12:55 PM
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It appears that thread is also a repost, with another link to the original post. This is a repost with in a repost...like Inception. But not really.
Hey Godfather, did you ever lower your truck on those 22's?
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Old 06-29-2011, 01:58 PM
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Hey Godfather, did you ever lower your truck on those 22's?
No, I have not lowered.
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Guts: reposting multiple times.
Balls: reposting multiple times with links to all the previous posts.

E61Silver/Blue, you've got no balls.
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