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Old 01-17-2006, 03:25 PM
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How to Make a Woman Happy

{Note: It is not difficult to make a woman happy} A man only needs to be:

01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

01. Show up naked
02. Bring food & beer
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To make me happy, I only need #1 No food or beer required.
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LOL

sad but true
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good summary, nothing too complicated, right?!
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Yeah we can be needy but sometimes we want YOU to show up naked and shut the f*ck up!
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:50 PM
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Yeah we can be needy but sometimes we want YOU to show up naked and shut the f*ck up!
Right on
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To make me happy, I only need #1 No food or beer required.
Us guys can be so simnple. Is that too much to ask?
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I am fairly low maint so I only need you guy's to be about 1/2 of all those things. My husband would say - no beer or food needed just be naked.
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:31 PM
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[QUOTE=SuperGreg]How to Make a Woman Happy

{Note: It is not difficult to make a woman happy} A man only needs to be:




17. a pest exterminator
30. funny
38. capable

47. be honest



HOW TO MAKE Allan HAPPY

01. not to nag him

That's our list above I would no 17 is the most important for me.
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Old 01-17-2006, 05:09 PM
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How to Make a Woman Happy

{Note: It is not difficult to make a woman happy} A man only needs to be:
17. a pest exterminator
30. funny
38. capable

47. be honest
That's a pretty short list, I like it
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