What if women rule the world?

[breytonX5]

Ok MD just one more thread. I thought on a slow Sunday morning I would entertain you guys and gals. Well ladies of X5World this thread is for you as I promised.

1. Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.

2. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

3. Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.

4. Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.

5. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

6. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

7. Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

8. "Ms. Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

9. Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.

10. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

11. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.

12. Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.

13. Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

14. Men would pay as much attention to their womenv as their cars.

15. All toilet seats would be nailed down.

16. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

17. Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.

18. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

[Wagner]

you forgot the part where 3 weeks in the world would end from Nuclear fallout.

[Thunder22]

If women ruled the world, there would be no war, just intense dicusssions every 28 days.

[vinuneuro]

"16. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator."

[MD4.6]

Breyton - those are pretty funny but If I ruled the world these would be my requirements:

1. Men would learn how to multi task - for instance - on your way out to garage to grab another beer during a commercial you would take the trash

2. Men would learn how to shop for themselves without looking like clowns - we don't like to do your shopping!!

3. Womens clothing would be sized like men's so we wouldn't have to spend so much time trying things on - all brands would be sized to the same guidelines - Have you ever tried to find a 34in inseam in the womens dept? Its freaking impossible.

4. Sports would have a 1 month gap between on ending and the next sport starting so the men would have time to catch up on there chores.

I am sure I can go on and on but I have to go grab my husband a beer and take the trash out - football is on

[ricky.agrawal]

I wonder what would happen to insurance...

[breytonX5]

Originally Posted by MD4.6

Breyton - those are pretty funny but If I ruled the world these would be my requirements:
Have you ever tried to find a 34in inseam in the womens dept? Its freaking impossible.

Uh no I haven't but I'll take your word for it.