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01-26-2006, 11:20 PM
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Male vs Female
 ), but these are great. C'mon guys, fess up!  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants don't you? He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said.... We don't know; it has never happened. He said... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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#2
01-26-2006, 11:44 PM
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Hehehe got a good laugh out of that one.
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01-26-2006, 11:47 PM
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01-27-2006, 07:06 AM
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Haha
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01-27-2006, 07:43 AM
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the he said she said's are classic's PMSL
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01-27-2006, 09:58 AM
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Fantastic!!
These are my two favs...Quote:
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01-27-2006, 01:23 PM
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Lmao!
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