Home Forums Articles How To's FAQ Register
Go Back   Xoutpost.com > Off-topic > The Lounge
Missing In Action Missing In Action
Fluid Motor Union
User Name
Password
Member List Premier Membership Today's Posts New Posts

Xoutpost server transfer and maintenance is occurring....
Xoutpost is currently undergoing a planned server migration.... stay tuned for new developments.... sincerely, the management


Reply
Page 3 of 3 12 3
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 02-08-2006, 03:58 AM
PersonaNonGrata's Avatar
Moderator
  
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 7,746
PersonaNonGrata is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by hayaku
awww man.. i thought this was gonna be a good chuck norris thread too...
You asked for it....



Remember: Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
__________________
Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links

  #22  
Old 02-08-2006, 12:14 PM
hayaku's Avatar
Premier Member
  
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: OC
Posts: 1,870
hayaku is on a distinguished road
lets send chuck on a RETRIEVAL mission for our missing world members...

we don't send him on a SEARCH and rescue mission. SEARCH implies the possibility of FAILURE and chuck does not FAIL!!! he just goes on a RETRIEVAL mission.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 02-08-2006, 02:20 PM
statdoc's Avatar
Master of Disaster
  
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Florabama
Posts: 4,232
statdoc is on a distinguished road
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
  10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 02-08-2006, 03:04 PM
vinuneuro's Avatar
Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: MI/IL/IN
Posts: 7,799
vinuneuro is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by statdoc
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
  10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
I've read all if them before but damn...
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 3 12 3

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Contact Us - Xoutpost - Sponsors - Archive - Top

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:07 AM.
vBulletin, Copyright 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0
© 2017 Xoutpost.com. All rights reserved. Xoutpost.com is a private enthusiast site not associated with BMW AG.
The BMW name, marks, M stripe logo, and Roundel logo as well as X3, X5 and X6 designations used in the pages of this Web Site are the property of BMW AG.
This web site is not sponsored or affiliated in any way with BMW AG or any of its subsidiaries.