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Old 06-01-2020, 10:15 AM
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So my wife said today that she'd found another BMW for cheap and that it'd be dropped off soon, but it needed work before it would run.

Needless to say I was very excited!!

This is what showed up.....

So NOT funny...!!

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Old 06-01-2020, 10:31 AM
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Hey she stuck around after the deflated air suspension debacle. So you got that going for you.
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Old 06-01-2020, 10:41 AM
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I just hope this "settles" that particular incident...

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Old 06-01-2020, 12:25 PM
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Old 06-01-2020, 12:37 PM
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Yeah, that's what I figured too...

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Old 06-01-2020, 12:52 PM
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I'm just guessing... but I think this is when it will be settled.

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Old 06-01-2020, 01:36 PM
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Wow, that hurts...

Just for that I can't wait for you to buy another aero kit without the bosses permission

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Old 06-01-2020, 01:58 PM
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I was unsuccessful on this last one. Probably dodged a bullet... Or unplanned trip down a staircase.
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Old 06-01-2020, 02:23 PM
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I was unsuccessful on this last one. Probably dodged a bullet... Or unplanned trip down a staircase.
Well since you live in a ranch style you're safe with the stairs. But don't you have a pool?

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Old 06-02-2020, 12:50 AM
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Probably dodged a bullet...
Ok, is she deadly?

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Or a unplanned trip down a staircase.
Crystal, could this be a fatal attraction? :Rolf:
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