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Old 02-14-2006, 06:42 AM
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Old 02-14-2006, 06:56 AM
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How romantic! Dont think my wife would enjoy them too much, so Ill pass them on to the girlfriend..
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Old 02-14-2006, 07:15 AM
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yep dont think they would go down too well with my wife as well


made me laugh tho nice one

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Thanks for showing us your romantic side, Michelle.

I take it back, Phong. Let's have that "Miss X5 World" contest.

Happy Valentine's day to everyone.

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Old 02-14-2006, 08:18 AM
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Thanks Michelle, you're such a good sport
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Old 02-14-2006, 09:30 AM
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Thanks Michelle, just what I needed this morning.
Happy V day ladies and Gents!
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Old 02-14-2006, 09:34 AM
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Old 02-14-2006, 09:34 AM
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WOW.

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Happy Valentine's Day
To all of my X5world Boys!

I thought I'd help you out this Valentine's Day,
so I wrote some poems for you guys to give
to your CEOs, fiances, girlfriends, etc!


Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.



Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just cum,
Pass me a hanky.


Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cuz here comes my willy.


Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.


Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.


Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.


Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.


Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.


Roses are shit,
Violets are crap,
Show me your clit,
And I'll cum in your lap.


I hope your women enjoy!!
Happy Valentine's Day!





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