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02-14-2006, 12:50 AM
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To all of my boys... (NWS)
Happy Valentine's Day To all of my X5world Boys! I thought I'd help you out this Valentine's Day, so I wrote some poems for you guys to give to your CEOs, fiances, girlfriends, etc! Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh I've just cum, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cuz here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your tits. Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And you love it up the shitter. Roses are red, Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Roses are red, It's elementary, Let's ring up a friend, And try double-entry. Roses are shit, Violets are crap, Show me your clit, And I'll cum in your lap. I hope your women enjoy!! Happy Valentine's Day! .
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02-14-2006, 01:20 AM
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Oh dirty dirty
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02-14-2006, 01:41 AM
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Loved it. Happy V day
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02-14-2006, 02:13 AM
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Thanks Michelle. Happy VD to you too. :p
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02-14-2006, 02:26 AM
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Happy Valentine's Day, Michelle and all the ladies of X5World.
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02-14-2006, 05:56 AM
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Sheeeh..my feable brain couldn't take it.
Also you forgot to mention NWS in the title.
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You'er my kinda girl Michelle !!!
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