Great joke!

I am going to forward that to my wife, she will get a kick out of it. Nice one!!

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I like the one where some guy is out working in his front yard and sees his blonde neighbor go out to the mail box. She opens it up, looks in, closes it and then goes back inside. Well this happens 3 more times in the next 20 minutes and now she's starting to look angry. So the guy asks, "What's wrong?" She replies, "Stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail."

On a flight to Montreal, A blonde lady left her seat in economy and sat down in a vacant seat in 1st class. The flight attendant asked her to return to her seat back in economy. She replied. "I'm blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal." When the captain was called to reason with her, again she replied, "I'm blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal." Overhearing the flight attendants discussing their problem in trying to convince this lady to return to her seat, a gentleman came forward and said. "I can help. I speak blonde."
Letting him try, they were flabbergasted to see the blonde leave 1st class and return to her seat after the gentleman whispered in her ear. When asked what did he say to get her to move, he replied, "I told her 1st class was not going to Montreal."

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