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Old 04-01-2006, 11:07 PM
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I Won $250K w/ Mega Millions!!!!!

OMG, I won $250,000 in tonight's mega millions, I played $1 at G & E Stationery, 250 West 106th St, New York, NY. I asked for a quick pick by the machine and it gave me 4 7 19 50 52, I don't know if I should wait for the 2007 model or if I should get a 4.8? I don't even want my 01 anymore or the hassle of trading it in, who wants to buy it? any price? I want to hook someone up!!!!
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:09 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS! You're very late to the April Fool's game. That is unless you really did win and in which case I think you're not only an incredibly smart man but you're also extremely handsome. Hook a brutha up!
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Congrats! Go for 4.8.
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:20 PM
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now is this a joke or what.. lol .. congratulations..... buy a 4.8..... and mod the shit out of it lol..... gluck and congrats
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:30 PM
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I'm going to offer it to Kewl X5 for free!!! since he wrecked his, he has until 10:45PM Eastern Time to reply to this offer or it's not valid
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:38 PM
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Jessica Alba just made me blueberry pancakes and brought them to bed with her, then she poured maple syrup all over her naked body and I ate them off of her.

Jessica Biel called while that was going on, and now she's on her way over to make me some chicken fried steak, bring it to bed with me & Jessica Alba, then pour the country gravy on her naked body so we can eat it off of her. We have to use plastic forks and knives, but shee-it, I don't give a fuh!

After we grub, we're all gonna hop in my whirlpool bath to rinse off, then they're gonna make out while I roll tape on it with my Handycam.

By the way- I should've wiped the maple syrup off my hands before I answered Jessica Biel's call, you mind buying me a new phone? Cause this one's ruined.

Thanks, Carlos!

Happy April Fool's Day!

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Old 04-02-2006, 12:03 AM
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Ok Kewl too late buddy...
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Old 04-02-2006, 12:04 AM
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Let me know what you need JV
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Jessica Alba just made me blueberry pancakes and brought them to bed with her, then she poured maple syrup all over her naked body and I ate the off of her.

Jessica Biel called while that was going on, and now she's on her way over to make me some chicken fried steak, bring it to bed with me & Jessica Alba, then pour the country gravy on her naked body so we can eat it off of her. We have to use plastic forks and knives, but shee-it, I don't give a fuh!

After we grub, we're all gonna hop in my whirlpool bath to rinse off, then they're gonna make out while I roll tape on it with my Handycam.

By the way- I should've wiped the maple syrup off my hands before I answered Jessica Biel's call, you mind buying me a new phone? Cause this one's ruined.

Thanks, Carlos!

Happy April Fool's Day!

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