what a complete wackjob, my mom and I were laughing about that this morning (shes a preacher), I mean the question is why why why.....

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Here's a funny joke I heard a comedian tell a few years back....

There is a terrible flood in Poland. People are forced to go to higher elevation. Eventually, those who have not evacuated the area are now stranded on the roofs of their houses.

Boats are going around picking the last people up, but there are not enough boats. So one boat stops at the house of the local neighborhood rabbi. The driver of the boat tells the Rabbi to get in, but the rabbi tells him to go on and save other people. He says "don't worry about me, I am a holy man and God will protect me".

Several hours later, now the water is up to the Rabbi's waist, and another boat comes by. The driver of the boat tells the Rabbi to get in, but again he tells them to go on and save other people. He says "don't worry about me, God will protect me".

Now it is night time and the water is up to the Rabbi's neck. The last boat comes by and the driver tells the Rabbi to get in. The Rabbi once again declines and instructs him to go save other people. He says "I am a man of God, and I'm sure he will protect me".

So of course, later that night the flood overtakes the Rabbi and he drowns. He dies and goes to heaven, and there he is brought before God. And he says "God, I was a Rabbi my whole life. I dedicated my life to you, and when in a time of need, you failed to protect me. How come?"

And God responds "Hey schmuck, I sent 3 boats to get you and you refused to get on any of them!"


I don't know why, but the story you posted reminded me of this joke.

Maybe the guy's faith wasn't that strong.....therefore... Did the article say he took off his looney bin slippers before he lowered himself down?

ROFL hahahahah...what the hell was he thinking, the lion was gonna say "whats up lets have a cup of tea?" lol

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