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Old 07-07-2006, 03:57 PM
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....X5World Tattoo....

....I'm thinking of getting an X5World Tat....could someone with photoshop show me what a tattoo on my asscrack might look like when I'm 70?....Also, is there some kinda slang term associated with lower back tattoos?...I'm sooo outta the loop... ...any help/opine on this would be appreciated.....TIA.....


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Old 07-07-2006, 03:59 PM
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ooooh, ooooh, ooooh - I know the answer! Pick me, pick me. It's a tramp stamp!

Can't help you on what it might look like at 70 though. That's a scary thought.
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ooooh, ooooh, ooooh - I know the answer! Pick me, pick me. It's a tramp stamp!
Oh lord...here we go.... TAKE TWO!
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depends on whether you grow a badonkadonk or a bonyass.
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Your recent chemisty induced/addled comments are cracking my azz up,
pun intended!

Speaking of Tats, I have long considered getting a
big "W" on each cheek, so when I bend over it reads,

"WOW".
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....I'm thinking of getting an X5World Tat....could someone with photoshop show me what a tattoo on my asscrack might look like when I'm 70?....Also, is there some kinda slang term associated with lower back tattoos?...I'm sooo outta the loop... ...any help/opine on this would be appreciated.....TIA.....


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here's an idea...

go in, have them put it on the paper they use to transfer to the skin... put it on your ass, then end over... VOILA!!!
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