Why can't a greeting card company make a card appropriate for a man to buy? I went to buy a card for a friends wedding and every single one has wimpy, feminine bullshit on it. Plenty of pictures of flowers or pastel colors and stupid mushy sayings but nothing that a real man would want to give to another guy and his new wife.

How about a picture of a wedding card with a picture of a baseball game in action and a saying like:
"It's pretty cool you're getting married, congrats! Here's hoping that she'll still let you get out of the house to go to a ball game!"

The next time you're at a greeting card place check it out! You won't find a "guys" wedding card at all. I'll bet all you guys have your wives/girlfriends buy the cards for the events you attend right???

This could be another "man-law": "No real man will buy a greeting card with feminine chick bullshit stuff on it!"

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