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08-10-2006, 11:01 AM
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Why women ask for a divorce
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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08-10-2006, 11:02 AM
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08-10-2006, 12:06 PM
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This would seem to indicate to me that over the years this old couple have learned to develope a sense of humor otherwise this woman would have ask for a divorce long ago.
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