Airport Horror

Scottie · #1 08-17-2006, 10:14 AM

London 11th August:
A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

cmyX6go · #2 08-17-2006, 10:19 AM

Fiona - you're on a roll today, huh?

bozo · #3 08-17-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottie

London 11th August:
A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

Bored, Fi?

Actually, ya' gotta laugh at "Al-gebra"...

LeMansX5 · #4 08-17-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bozo5521

Bored, Fi?

Actually, ya' gotta laugh at "Al-gebra"...

.....and "weapons of maths instruction"

TQ2K · #5 08-17-2006, 10:27 AM

hahahaha -

bozo · #6 08-17-2006, 10:32 AM

LOL..Im waiting for someone to correct Fiona on her spelling of "math"...No such animal here..The actual noun is, "maths"...Still cant get used to it...

Scottie · #7 08-17-2006, 10:43 AM

yip bit bored at work today.

soz.

GUINNESS · #8 08-17-2006, 10:45 AM

Hahahaha... that's a good one

fln8tive · #9 08-17-2006, 11:24 AM

Brilliant. An original?