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Old 09-06-2006, 08:03 PM
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Oh Lam your priceless, I loathe the cats existence and um that squirrel has HUGE balls?
Implants. Duh!
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:17 PM
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Wow, you guys are a little slow on noticing the squirrel!

They actually have testicular implants for dogs that get their nuts cut off. They're called "nueticles". Like the dog is gonna give a shit if other dogs notice his nuts are gone. Actually, that sounds like something you would do to your taco dog Ryan!
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Wow, you guys are a little slow on noticing the squirrel!

They actually have testicular implants for dogs that get their nuts cut off. They're called "nueticles". Like the dog is gonna give a shit if other dogs notice his nuts are gone. Actually, that sounds like something you would do to your taco dog Ryan!
OK Lam, so if you went into a pet store and saw the perfect dog..big, mean, not a little wuss dog.. and he had nueticles, you wouldn't take him home, right. He must be hiding something.
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:23 PM
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I see a practical joke here...an out of town Chihuahua owner, a neutered Chihuahua, a willing veterinarian, a set of bulldog-sized neuticles...


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Old 09-06-2006, 08:28 PM
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OK Lam, so if you went into a pet store and saw the perfect dog..big, mean, non a little wuss dog.. and he had nueticles, you wouldn't take him home, right. He must be hiding something.
No, I would take him home. He's not the one with the issues, it's his previous owner!
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:29 PM
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I see a practical joke here...an out of town Chihuahua owner, a neutered Chihuahua, a willing veterinarian, a set of bulldog-sized neuticles...


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No, use the Great Dane nueticles!!!

OK, "artificially enhanced boobs"!
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:44 PM
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Yep....Jen is hot...gay guys always have hot GF's as they are non predators to them.
I was listening to radio talk show, the other day while driving and all the girls calling-in said that they do not mind when gay guys touch there boobs but are offended when a straight guy touches.
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I was listening to radio talk show, the other day while driving and all the girls calling-in said that they do not mind when gay guys touch there boobs but are offended when a straight guy touches.
THAT'S MESSED UP! The gay guys wouldn't even appreciate them!!! Look at it this way...would you mind a lesbian or a straight girl tuching you? I wouldn't! (as long as she didn't have "artificially enhanced boobs")
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Wow...some of our threads just wander!

Anyway...

Jonk...there is a collalary that goes something like this:

"Anyone that needs to talk up the size of thier unit...more than likely tans with a bottle cap"

I will let that one sink in....
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this is a classic example of a thread that could have been avoided if people would use google before they post here.
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