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09-14-2006, 01:39 AM
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A Love Story...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.
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09-14-2006, 09:18 AM
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09-14-2006, 09:24 AM
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09-14-2006, 10:06 AM
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LOL!!!
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09-14-2006, 10:57 AM
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An oldie but still a goodie!
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