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Originally Posted by mdk5623
Gothcha covered. Here's how you do it. Find a motion sensor light about 20' up the outside of some apartment building. Get a ladder and set the angle of it very steeply. Turn on power to light. Climb ladder. Hold white wire in left hand, then grab black wire with your right hand. Get shocked, fall from ladder, shatter heels and ankles in the process, and....voila..... sciatica gone. Follow it up with a nasty surgery and 7 months flat on your ass.....oh, wait, you didn't want to have surgery......never mind. Worked for me, no more sciatica.... 
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I've done the electric shock therapy in my youth getting shocked by a MIL standard radar unit High energy output Klystron because some government contractor couldn't shield the wiring properly. 20KV knocked me out for about 30 minutes and I can't remember a thing! Unfortunatly it may have caused my sciatica as it threw me across the room, still got the scars on the back of my left hand, if it was on the inside I wouldn't be here to tell the tale!
Have to try the falling off the ladderpart maybe thats the golden trick part of the whole exercise
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Last edited by ifly; 10-20-2006 at 01:45 PM.
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