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Old 11-10-2006, 01:41 AM
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Talking Thursday Funny- Blond Joke
It's Thursday and we all need a laugh!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea." and then...


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...he sighed and said "Now, let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Old 11-10-2006, 01:49 AM
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:36 AM
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:37 AM
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I did love it!! Right up there with: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?




Because it said concentrate.......... drum's please!
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:49 PM
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I did love it!! Right up there with: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?




Because it said concentrate.......... drum's please!

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Both are hilarious!
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