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Best Lawyer Story Of The Year
Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.. And WON! (Stay with me.) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires". NOW FOR THE BEST PART.. After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA!
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Oldie but goodie!
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Oldie but goodie!
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/ / / Michelle Administrator, Moderator, and Premier Member My Bimmer Garage 2018 F15 X5 35i M Sport (Sept 2020 to present) 2012 E70 X5 35d (Aug 2015 to Sept 2020) 2008 E70 X5 3.0si (Aug 2011 to Aug 2015) 2001 E53 X5 4.4i (May 2005 to May 2012) Support Xoutpost.com & become a Premier Member | Join the BMW CCA Rest In Peace SuperGreg <3 |
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I thought it sounded familiar. Is it a repost?
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Sorry to say but I think it is!
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Yup... a re-post. Also, it's been proven to be an urban legend... sorry.
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I've never heard it.
Very funny.
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Lol
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