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Old 03-10-2005, 03:08 PM
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This is the greatest essay ever written...

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Old 03-10-2005, 03:18 PM
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That just keeps getting funnier the more you read! AWESOME post!
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Old 03-10-2005, 03:30 PM
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He still passed?!

Hell when I was writing essays, I ALWAYS got a 3, regardless of how much I wrote, how well I wrote it, or if I wrote something.

In Bulgaria, the system is between a 2 and a 6. From what I remember, it went like this roughly:

2 = fail
3 = 50-69%
4 = 70-84%
5 = 85-89%
6 = 90-100%
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Old 03-10-2005, 03:57 PM
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He still passed?!

Hell when I was writing essays, I ALWAYS got a 3, regardless of how much I wrote, how well I wrote it, or if I wrote something.

In Bulgaria, the system is between a 2 and a 6. From what I remember, it went like this roughly:

2 = fail
3 = 50-69%
4 = 70-84%
5 = 85-89%
6 = 90-100%
Interesting--Germany's the opposite. 1's the best, and 5 is failing...
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Classic post.

And love the avatar Spydrz.
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Old 03-10-2005, 04:44 PM
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Hmmm sounds like that essay you wrote last year Monkeyboy....

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Old 03-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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Hmmm sounds like that essay you wrote last year Monkeyboy....

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And love the avatar Spydrz.
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Funny, but I think it's pretty obviously fake. On one of the pages the teacher write "the page is to big." A teacher should know it is supposed to be "too"... But then again, if you look at some of the teachers in the world, particularly some at my school.... You might think otherwise..
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