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Old 03-10-2005, 05:44 PM
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It's a funny-ass read but the whole deal is a joke, just read the red pen comments carefully. Apparently the teacher can't even spell "too". It no matta' though for some laughs. I especially like finding out that the Greeks invented both anal sex and Lenny Kravitz.
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Old 03-10-2005, 08:30 PM
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Monkey, just busting your balls. I saw the same essay on E46 M3 RF last month.


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Old 03-10-2005, 09:28 PM
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I had avoided reading the post, and then prolonged any commentary, suspecting it was, well, what it is!


Not that I presume to be the literary critic or even a semi-qualified editor here, but that Was pretty funny.

Otoh, it may have been legit, in it's initial form, but I doubt it was actually submitted as an assingment in any HS in the ol'RedZone USA, .

The "teacher's" red pen was sorta on track, but really slid over a truckload of horrible syntax, crummy paragraphs, poorly done 'thesis', some spelling errors, etc. I laughed out loud at the "author's" references...whatever happened to Cliffs Notes, et al. A quick look at the Net finds a mountain of essays and term papers, hot and juicy, waiting for a download. Jeeshhh, I'm glad I bailed from that teaching gig way back. No dis to those that do, but it has become, I suspect, a nearly thankless profession.

No Xpert here, but having taught one yr of HS English to a gang of thugs, dropouts, 3rd yr seniors and B Ball wannabes back in the Motor, and a v. enlightening stint as a TA pitching "Freshman Comp" in the U for a year, I would have enjoyed railing and ranting at that purveyor of gonzo-like composition.

With all that drivel said, I enjoyed it...I jes'hope the Utes coming up the ramp are as smart and tuned in as they portray and comport themselves to be.

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Hmmmm. That is amazing that he got that grade. My school grades papers so F*cking hard. My teacher would not even let me turn that in. In my words that is the easiest teacher alive. I mean you would have to be an idiot to fail in that class.
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