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02-07-2007, 11:18 PM
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Killer Astronaut Jokes
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02-07-2007, 11:50 PM
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02-08-2007, 12:17 AM
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Q: How many astronauts does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Ten! One to change the bulb, and nine to argue how their own bulb gives better colour. 2) None! Astronauts aren't afraid of the dark. 3) See the FAQs. "What sort of light bulb should I buy?" "Should I start with a candle?" "Where should I buy my light bulb?" "Where NOT to buy a light bulb." "What type of light bulb to avoid?" "What will I be able to see with my bulb?" "How do I deal with telescope-pollution?" "Can I buy a bulb for a friend?" "Can I use my bulb in the daytime?"
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02-08-2007, 01:36 AM
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Ad-lib here, "N," and only a certain older set will even remtotely get it, but:
so that's what happens when you o.d. on Tang
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02-08-2007, 09:07 AM
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Damn Good, JV! 
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02-08-2007, 09:26 AM
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OT...The diaper wearing love lorn stalker is/was obviously out of
her mind, but I sorta don't get the "attempted murder" rap? Maybe just a zealous DA who needs a charge to be bargained with, later? She was obviously up to no good, but a BB gun, knife, pepper spray, etc., are not high on my list when I want to go whack someone.
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02-08-2007, 10:58 AM
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02-08-2007, 11:19 AM
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So they don't wear pampers in space?
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