any of these happen to you?

[MiCkEy]

what your missus might say to you:


1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too! I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

5. Bar food again!? Kick ass.

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?

10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

11. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!

12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly guy!

15. You are so much smarter than my father.

16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

19. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

21. Let's subscribe to Hustler, my treat.

22. I'll be out painting the house.

23. I love it when you ride your muscle car; I just wish you had more time to ride.

24. Honey, our new neighbor's 18-year-old daughter is sunbathing in the nude again, come see!

25. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

26. Your mother is way better than mine.

27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you take time off to relax?

29. You need your sleep, you big silly guy, now stop getting up for the baby's night feedings.

30. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

[B-Line]

You forgot the most important:

"Honey, don't you want to put it in my ass tonight !"

lol !

[Juanted]

ALL the time, MiCkey.... all the time...

Juan

[motordavid]

Rack That, A Fooking Classic!

Jeeshh, MiCk...I thought myCEO was easy going, fun to live with, flexible and caring; I've Never heard any of those statements from her,

[Wagner]

Well my wife says some of those:

- "Let's do Tequila shots"
- During Football season "what games are on today?"
- "Check that girl out, she's hot"
- She pays for our Playboy subscription, which she reads and leaves in the bathroom.
- and the kicker, she lets me keep my X and Z in the garage with her car outside.

And a couple other items I'm not posting because minors may come around

[5Xwen]

I'm 0 for 30 on that list. 0 for 31 with B-Lines addition.