Some thoughts ...

[China Man]

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
in
the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the
hell
happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright
until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . it's more like a jar of
jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[SuaveX5]

[motordavid]

CMan,
Did they give you free rein on the 'puter last night
at the Adult Autism Clinic?!

Lmao...
BR,mD

[China Man]

Originally Posted by motordavid

CMan,
Did they give you free rein on the 'puter last night
at the Adult Autism Clinic?!

Lmao...
BR,mD

MD, cleaning out some old e-mails and posted what I thought had some value ...

this is what happens when you leave a china man to roam free while everybody's asleep

[JV]

Nice one, bro! No matter where you go, there you are.

[China Man]

Originally Posted by JV

Nice one, bro! No matter where you go, there you are.

quoting creamy......... "there goes that china man again....."