Those malaysians ...

[China Man]

Mr. Samy Vellu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.

Here were some of the conversations:

China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We, the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."

Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."
There was a long silence.

Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate : "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"

Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the evening."

[alpac]

Classic but still funny.
I have also heard that they are thinking about changing from driving on the left side (like in UK) to driving on the right side to be more in line with most of the western countries. They said they will pilot test this approach with trucks first for a month or so and then if successful will have all vehicles to drive on the right side.