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Old 05-06-2007, 12:19 AM
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Instruction for Properly Hugging a Baby

http://honda-tech.com/zerothread/1975121

1. Spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paws slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:46 AM
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That third picture is a little scary!
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Old 05-06-2007, 01:16 PM
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