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Old 07-25-2007, 11:50 AM
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:55 AM
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:57 AM
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all of a sudden, I feel blue ...........
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All of a sudden I feel like taking all the mods off my X...
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