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Old 09-10-2007, 12:35 AM
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I apologize if it ends up being old but I'd not seen it before.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me
have sex with you..."The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie
said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down
and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment
and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and
explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up
the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She
agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard
had all pennies!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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Old 09-10-2007, 12:41 AM
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haha I haven't heard that one before.

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Old 09-10-2007, 12:53 AM
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ROFL, that is great!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA That was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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