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Old 08-02-2005, 05:32 AM
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Ive had them (when I was 28). Mine was the size of an almond (IN DA FOOKING SHELL) and passed the old fashioned way. We guys always hear that we dont know what pain is since we cant give birth. For us guys, WE KNOW!!!!! I named mine damien and got caught trying to get it a social security card. It is truly a painful experience and my heart goes out to you and your family. Keep your chin up and pain meds updated.

BTW: I believe that you are one of the nicest guys on the forum, not to mention funniest. Your good carma will see you through this ugly 2005 and prep you for a fantastic 2006.

PS: Since I am 37 now, and play golf religiously, every time my back twitches, I fear it might be a stone. I simply dont think I could handle another damien.
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Old 08-02-2005, 07:25 AM
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Thanks for all the support and all the kind words, fellas. I guess I was having a "weak moment."

I'll be fine, and I am well on my way to recovery. My doctor is wonderful, though he's become more familiar with my penis than ANY man should have, to be frank!

Again, thanks for all the kind words!

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Old 08-02-2005, 07:32 AM
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Hey Juan - I thought you've been quiet lately... Hope you get back to 100% real soon! - sounds very uncomfortable...
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:17 AM
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Hey Juan, like everyone else I am very sorry to hear about the stones. I don't think I can imagine such pain -- it makes the daily issues and annoyances we deal with pale in comparison.

I hope you get better soon! Hang in there and keeps us updated.

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Old 08-02-2005, 09:51 AM
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hello Juan; sorry to hear about the stones; hope the percoset helps ease the pain faster;
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Old 08-02-2005, 10:03 AM
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Hope you are back to 100% soon, homes. So, do they blast Led Zep at those stones or what, Juan?

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Old 08-02-2005, 10:11 AM
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Been reading the posts, but not posting much in the last three or four days:
Sorry to hear, get well soon!
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:05 PM
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Kaefer,

Sorry to hear you got 'stoned' again. Get well soon buddy. Our prayers are there for your fast recovery.
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Dude...hope you're on the mend.
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Old 08-02-2005, 03:11 PM
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Ahh, man... sorry to hear about all this.

I am in the same boat - not a good year for this.

Next week I go in for Hernia surgery. Then in October I have to go in for a colon resection....

This stuff sucks, but it is for the best in the end.

Good luck, feel better and stay positive!
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