Postman and the milkman meet in the pub, they service the same route and often have a drink together after hours.
"Man you gotta go to 457 Birchwood!" says the milkman. " I went around there this morning to see if they had a Christmas Bonus for me and the lady of the house took me inside, made me a wonderful breakfast then took me upstairs to bed and shagged my brains out!!"
Next day the postman gets to 457 and knocks. The lady of the house answers and says "oh I have something for you, here's $50 have a wonderful Christmas!"
"WHAAAAAAAAT??" says the postman "I met the milkman and he says you took him inside and made him breakfast and then took him upstairs and shagged his brains out for an hour! All I get is $50??"
"Ah yes" says the cutie " I asked my husband what we would do for bonuses for Christmas..... he said to give the postman $50 and f*ck the rest of them. The breakfast was my idea."