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Old 12-19-2007, 08:01 AM
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Cops: Woman Groped Mall Santa Claus
DANBURY, Conn. (AP) ― A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a shopping mall.


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Old 12-19-2007, 08:06 AM
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Stop grabbing Santa's package.

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What immediately came to mind was BAD SANTA with Billy Bob..."FUK me Santa! FUk Me Santa!"
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Old 12-19-2007, 12:36 PM
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It doesn't say if Santa was a hottie
I really don't know of any reporter who would say a 65-year old man (from another article) was a hottie.

And the only other thing left to say - ho ho ho Merry Christmas.
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What immediately came to mind was BAD SANTA with Billy Bob..."FUK me Santa! FUk Me Santa!"
I SO thought the same thing!
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What was she thinking? Santa's no ho ho ho.
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The Santa wouldn't by chance be 30 years old, would he?
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