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My Next Life
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, room service on tap and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
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That's a great plan!
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Ahh but there are horrors of being in a backwards world.
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awesome.
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An unwavering defender of those I see worth protecting. "promote the general welfare, not provide the general welfare" We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. |
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As they say, as a man, you spend 9 months of your life trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. |
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Quote:
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Ger <--13 out of 150 that survived the USAF Combat Control Pipeline! Hoyaa!!!! Drink it, Ride it, Shred it, Splash it, Spray it. Just keep it clean.
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Good one Michelle.
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great...now my brain is in a never ending paradox...
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