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...Got this in my gmail this afternoon. I can hardly wait to claim my goodies. What a bunch of stupid fookin twits... I really like the "international awareness promo dept" idea that BMW dreamed up... THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY. 22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London United Kingdom. The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as one of our TEN(10) STAR PRIZE WINNER in this years' BMW Automobile International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held on Friday 8th of February, 2008,in London. This makes you a proud owner of a brand new BMW 5 Series, M Sport Saloon car and a cash prize of £750,000.00 GBP (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British pounds). Note: You are to keep your winnings and the following below strictly confidential so as to avoid double claims and complications: Reference Number: BMW:2551256003/23 Ticket number: 5647600545188 Serial number: BMWP/556543450906 For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the BMW Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Hooper of our claims office through email, stating your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes. MR. THOMAS HOOPER TEL: +447045703610 TEL: +447045718030 EMAIL:[email protected] VERIFICATION FORM: 1.) FULL NAME: 2.) AGE: 3.) SEX: 4.) ADDRESS: 5.) COUNTRY: 6.) PHONE: 7.) OCCUPATION/POSITION: Congratulations once more, and keep trusting BMW Automobile for top quality automobiles. ENGR.LLOYD BRADFORD DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS, INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS, BMW AUTOMOBILE. LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
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Sadder still that there are stupider twits than 'Lloyd Bradford,' who will respond to it.
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Look keep this between you and me but I`m also in for a windfall..
The son of a prince in an african island has $100,000,000 locked in an account and just needs me to send him $100 for the legal fees to release it to me... I`ll be rich soon! Watch this space ;-)
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Since copping a Gmail acct. this past August, I was down to no spam,
until just after the holiday shopping season; I suspect some of the "legit" mail order joints passed my email around, as I am now getting a dozen a day in my gmail spam folder. I used to get hundreds a day via our previous hillbillyheaven ISP provider...anyway, I get the usual Dearest Christian Man, You have been selected, blah, blah, blah...but, I thought this BMW phish was pretty funny. Who dreams this crap up and furthermore, do they really think anyone is gonna buy this crap? So...to be a good sport and get my big prize stuff, I filled out the form: VERIFICATION FORM: 1.) FULL NAME: motordavid/Ol'UncleMotor 2.) AGE: 60 and change 3.) SEX: Yes, I like it! Less frequent than it used to be, but I'm fookin middle aged! 4.) ADDRESS: Don't wear them very often anymore. 5.) COUNTRY: Yes, I live in the country, 7 months a year. 6.) PHONE: Ah, I don't think so. 7.) OCCUPATION/POSITION: Retired Bum...I like "it" in any position that I can still get into... Why did this seem like an on line dating form?! Back to Friday cruise, from the home of Everyday is Friday afternoon! |
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At least they could have made up a decent email account. I don't think BMW uses Hotmail.
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Scam them back:
A funny example worth a read. It's hilarious.
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