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08-30-2005, 06:02 PM
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Just a little humor to break up your day...
Marriage A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.... 
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08-30-2005, 07:10 PM
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That's hilarious!
 I'm getting hitched later this year so I'll have to share this with my betrothed.
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08-30-2005, 09:58 PM
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That joke would be a little more realistic if he had pulled the cover over their heads, held it tight, and THEN farted!
  Juan
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08-30-2005, 10:30 PM
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