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05-22-2008, 11:09 AM
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Wish I could bring a camera, but no camera allowed! Close your eyes and imagine a small waterfall and trees outside the window. Now open your eyes, and it's a freaking brick wall!
   I am too waiting for mD to come on line!
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05-22-2008, 11:13 AM
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Who's the gal in your avatar???
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05-22-2008, 11:20 AM
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 You gotta get out of the woods more Lam 
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05-22-2008, 11:37 AM
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Todays joke... Two hillbilly guys sitting on their front porch, while a beautiful blonde from the city walks up to them and says "Hello, my car broke down and need help. The mechanic's shop doesn't open until tomorrow morning." They say "Sure, you can sleep over our house until then." She agrees and they go inside. They tell her they only have one bed and she would have to sleep in the same bed as them in order to stay over... "Sure, no problem", she says. They all get into bed and they tell her they have to have sex with her in order for her to stay there for the night. Here's how the conversation went... 2 Hillbilly brothers: "Have sex with us or get out... blah blah..." Blonde: "OK, I will, but on one condition." 2HB: "OK What is it?" Blonde: "For me to have sex with you two, you have to wear these" and she holds up two condoms. 2HB: "What are those things?!" Blonde: They're condoms! You wear them so I don't get pregnant. You wouldn't want me to get pregnant would you?" 2HB: "No, no, no, we sure don't." So they wear the condoms and they all had a great time that night. Sex was had by all. The next morning she got her car fixed and went on her way back to NYC. Fast forward two weeks later... These two brothers are sitting on their rocking chairs on their front porch. One guy looks at the other and says... HB#1: "Remember that blonde, city girl that came here two weeks ago?" HB#2: "Yes...." HB#1: "Do you CARE if she ever got pregnant?" HB#2: "Nah, not really. Do YOU care if she ever got pregnant?" HB#1: "Nah, I don't care if she ever got pregnant either." "OK , THEN HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THESE DAMN CONDOMS OFF NOW!"
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05-22-2008, 12:13 PM
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Back on Topic,
Great pic, Lam! She is beautiful and has a wonderful smile...you both look very happy! GL,mD
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05-22-2008, 01:34 PM
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Oh, your girl is nice!!!!!! She have a sister? View topic: I wished my view was as nice but, I am a lab rat most of the time therefore one small window looking into a brick wall. If I go down to the basement lab, no window just bunch of exposed wires and lights.
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