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Old 07-15-2008, 02:11 PM
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Funniest voice mail ever...Be sure to listen to both

Dimitri calling Olga

Call #1 http://www.bobtheblade.com/voicemail1.mp3

Follow up call http://www.bobtheblade.com/voicemail2.mp3

More facts about Dimitri.

His real name is James Sears who was a Canadian physician stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting patients.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11

He was also thrown out of the Canadian military for lewd behavior such as masturbating 6-7 times a day.

He now has seminars on how to be a pick-up God to all women.

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:33 PM
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:36 PM
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:58 PM
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I was going to say that this proves everyone is afraid to open SJ links. You not only opened it, you actually responded in the thread

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Old 07-15-2008, 03:01 PM
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must be the yeast infection
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:22 PM
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I thought I was slipping into early onset Can'tRemeberShitSyndrome,
as the lil' voice in my noodle kept telling me I had heard that via
one of Junky's post...aha, good for my mental health!

But, worth a re-listen...the calls and web sites are fookin hilarious.
I haven't "dated" in 25+ years, but even my worst pitch was better
than that azzhole's: that guy could not get laid in a Womens' Prison
with a fist full of pardons, imo.
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