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Old 03-11-2009, 09:25 PM
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Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.



The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
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Isn't Michelle 27 and from Maryland??
Where is she?
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HOLY CRAP!!!






maybe she's shopping at home depot for more "toys"
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SG I totally thought the same thing! Where is M!!
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This actually isn't funny, it's more sad then anything.
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wow..the bizzare things people do never cease to amaze me..
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I'm 28. St. Mary's County is on the eastern shore part of Maryland. I'm "up north" on the Mason Dixon Line.
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I heard the guy who put the toy on saw blade was named Greg. Very bright.
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