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03-27-2009, 08:04 PM
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shamwow guy gets in tussle with hooker
check the link for pics lol MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)
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03-27-2009, 08:32 PM
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Great Dig Out Gresch!
 Watching the weird HD channels I do, I see this guy almost as often as BillyMays... I love his standard tag line: "Call now, 'cause we can't run this offer all day."  Guess his offer wasn't good enough either. BR,mD
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03-27-2009, 09:55 PM
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given that his job requires talking, I wonder if he's applying for disability until his tongue heals
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03-28-2009, 09:45 AM
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shamWOW!
...I had to say it, its too easy, my favorite line is,"its made in Germany, and you know the german's make great stuff" hahah that guy cracks me up ..oh and the Billy Maze comment I wish that guy would get his hearing checked, hes always yelling about this product and that, no one wants some @ssO yelling to them about oxiclean
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03-30-2009, 04:14 PM
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him and Billy Mays have a new show coming out on the Discovery channel, I saw adverts for it on Friday
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03-30-2009, 04:31 PM
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This would not be complete without a link to one of the many spoofs
Mild adult content alert YouTube - Cock Shot
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04-02-2009, 09:57 PM
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This guy also does a commercial for a product called the Slapshot or something like that. During that commercial, the most memorable part is when he says "You are going to love my nuts!" I guess she disagrees
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