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Old 12-02-2009, 05:32 PM
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Tiger And Wife Portrait.........
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Defacing her husband.
See how well he can hit a golf ball now!

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Old 12-02-2009, 06:03 PM
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So now that he has owned up to banging other chicks, this a story yet Quick?
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The one thing he did, though, was protect his wife from being charged with domestic violence.
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:11 PM
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Hoping by not throwing her under the bus he would escape with his balls.
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:12 PM
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You knew it was coming:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree . . . his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods needs a new driver, one for the Cadillac and the other to replace the one that his wife wrapped around his head.

I'm thinking that tiger teed off the Missus by getting caught with his club and balls in the wrong bunker.

Tiger now has a big slice .........oops its on his top lip!

What is Tiger's least favorite wood? A tree!

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.

Confucius say: Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.

Tigers been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues..

AND THIS IS THE BEST:
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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If it's true....You bet?
Well Tiger admitting it, does that make it true?
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Hoping by not throwing her under the bus he would escape with his balls.
Interesting to see how it plays out now. If he does toss her for domestic violence, the pre-nup (if any) goes out the window and he keeps his money....what is the alternative
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:52 PM
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Interesting to see how it plays out now. If he does toss her for domestic violence, the pre-nup (if any) goes out the window and he keeps his money....what is the alternative
I didn't get that far in the thinking, you might be right on the pre-nup. She could get an attorney and take his money for adultry though. Then it's a battle between the lawyers.
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