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Old 12-24-2009, 09:07 AM
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Off color Christmas songs/videos

Lets be un-politically correct for a moment and post the weirdest/funniest bad humor Christmas songs/pics/videos we can find... Just for fun.

*note that this isn't meant to offend anyone, but the material kinda is offensive*


I didn't have to go any farther than Southpark clips on youtube...



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Old 12-24-2009, 12:01 PM
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Usually I think I'm a bit too mature for South Park's humour, but those are quite the laugh

Merry Christmas to all!

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Old 12-24-2009, 12:33 PM
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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.
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Old 12-24-2009, 02:08 PM
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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.
He also only comes one night out of the year
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Santa stops at 3 ho's.
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:52 PM
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Oldies but worth a post I guess...



Christmas carols for the phychologically challenged...


1. SCHIZOPHRENIA : Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA : I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.

3. NARCISSIST : Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me .

4. MANIC : Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants, and . . .

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER : We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

6. PARANOID : Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER : Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire.

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER : You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm
Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER : Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

10. AGORAPHOBIA : I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave
My House.

11. SENILE DEMENTIA : Walking in a Winter Wonderland -- Miles from My
House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER : I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so
I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER : Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER : We Wish You . . . Hey Look!!! It's
Snowing!!!
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Old 12-25-2009, 01:12 PM
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YouTube - Jingle Farts?!


YouTube - Adam Sandler santa song FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube - funny christmas carols AWESOME!Funniest ever

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