You know it's weird, about these genies. I ran into this one guy last year at a bar. He was clearly a bodybuilder. Absolutely huge and ripped to shreds, like the Hulk. But his head looked SO tiny compared to his body. He looked pretty unhappy.

My curiosity got the best of me, so I asked him what happened. He said:
"A few years ago I was walking along the beach and found an old bottle. I picked it up and rubbed it. And an absolutely beautiful genie appeared.

She had a phenomenal body with full breasts, slim waist, and long blonde hair. She offered me 3 wishes. So with the first wish, I said I needed more luck with women and asked to be built like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. Presto! My body instantly transformed into a champion bodybuilder's. I could not believe how awesome I looked!

The genie said I had 2 more wishes. I was amazed at how stunning she looked and said I wanted to make passionate love to her. The genie got upset with me and said that sex with genies was strictly forbidden, and that I have wasted my 2nd wish, and was down to my 3rd and final wish.


So I said to her 'How about a little head?'