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When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. Go to a poetry reading and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Sing along at the opera. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." Whenever you go out to eat, order a diet water (with a serious face). As often as possible, skip rather than walk. When writing, don't use any punctuation. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
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When posting on a car forum, make joke threads.
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I remember this from many, many years ago.
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