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12-31-2010, 02:02 AM
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MD and I are aware of this. The rest of you need to wake up
The scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selecting to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will also qualify under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Now, persons who have been RAPED can also get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much S&*# (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. (Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of S&*$ they give our citizens.) Should you feel that you do not receive enough S#$^, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the S#$@ you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS: Please accept our apologies, but unfortunately, due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the L.E.T. Program (Light at the End of the Tunnel) has been turned off.
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12-31-2010, 03:05 PM
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Keep living and old news will be new news for you.....
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12-31-2010, 03:07 PM
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Same news that applies to SANguru applies to you....
(Notice the poetic tone).......  Quote:
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12-31-2010, 08:44 PM
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Happy new year! big guy.
 Don't take it personally. Its probably new here but I have read this or a different version of this several times before....these are going around for over 10 years, all the way to Clinton's time. Some links The RAPE program and bennies Tier 5 Unemployment Extension - Topix RAPED, SHAFTED and SCREWED by the Government (Limbaugh, unemployment, Congress) - Politics and Other Controversies -Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - City-Data F RETIRE AGED PEOPLE EARLY (R.A.P.E.) - Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! - Cruiser Customizing Message Board - shared passion. individual style. An older version: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see our manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you will get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMMES (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITIDUE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interest in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you. BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTESSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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01-01-2011, 02:43 PM
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If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!
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01-01-2011, 04:07 PM
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LeMansX5;
Take it personally? No Way. Just thought I would poke some fun at the expense of me and MD about the perceived reality of getting older and how you youngins are gonna have your turn  Never read the others but especially would I not have seen the one you just posted. My toleration level for bad language is about ZERO.  Thanks for the salutation. "PEACE"
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01-01-2011, 06:01 PM
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And, he is older than I am...  BR, mD
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01-01-2011, 06:21 PM
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MD ....... Actually not. Never seen em. I usually throw that kind of
stuff in the trash. Someone I know thought I should check it out. That's the only reason I read it.
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