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Old 10-21-2011, 12:27 AM
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Talking Clever Dad

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair
cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades
up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."

Your going to love the Dad's reply:

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they walked everywhere
they went?"
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:05 AM
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:33 PM
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My dad would love this! haha
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Old 10-22-2011, 03:15 PM
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this is great. i can definitely tell you that my dad HAS said things like this to me
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