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Old 11-01-2012, 01:24 AM
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It's always the husband's fault

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious...
Here she is –- in the middle of dealing with this Libyan mess -- now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"You *******! How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this ! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault !............Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:





“Who’s speaking?
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Old 11-01-2012, 01:59 AM
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Old 11-01-2012, 02:18 AM
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Could work for John Edwards too. Oops!
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:50 PM
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